Media

Massive rise in immigration ‘not of interest’ to right-wingers

A HUGE post-2019 rise in immigration is a minor story the public would not take any interest in, Conservatives and their newspapers have agreed.

Six pathetic little wins for Britain's right-wing newspapers

THE election of a Labour government was a blow for our right-wing press, but they’re comforting themselves with these sad little triumphs.

The six most shameful things in your YouTube history

YOUR YouTube history is a disturbing archive of your most shameful viewing preferences. Here is some of the unedifying content you've watched.

The Cotswolds, and other peculiar masturbatory fantasies of Daily Mail readers

THE Mail has assured its readers the Cotswolds is a hotbed of swinging, like in Jilly Cooper’s Rivals. Hardly not the only thing sexually frustrated Mail readers get off on...

Five obviously terrible behaviours to avoid if you want to be a presenter: A BBC guide

BIZARRELY, BBC presenters are required to observe certain ‘normal’ standards of behaviour these days. Avoid the following if you wish to remain on the payroll.

Boyfriend suspects entire relationship one long bout of Instagram content

A MAN has realised that his entire relationship is merely fodder for his girlfriend’s Instagram account.

Receptionist shocked to discover she is famous on the Daily Mail sidebar

A 22-YEAR-OLD Londoner has been amazed to find more than a hundred stories about her weight, dress sense and love life on the Daily Mail website.