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LOCKDOWN is predicted to end sometime towards the end of the century. But at least that means there’s a summer off doing all this:

TIRED of calling these 'unprecedented times', especially now you’ve heard of the 1918 Spanish flu pandemic? Try these adjectives.

LOCKDOWN? Thriving on it mate. Meet the four types of weirdo who actually like this.

A DERANGED psychopath is still wearing a different outfit every day for the benefit of literally nobody.

BEEN at a party and grabbed the hips of the last person in line to join the joyous conga kicking its way past recently? Of course not. And all these things are also gone.

IS self-isolation getting you down? Get away from it all with these weekend break destinations you can enjoy at home.

THE last month has been a bonfire of high-minded intentions in the face of reality. So what have you given up on?

DOES every trip to the supermarket to buy essentials fill you with terror? Here’s how to pretend you have nerves of steel.

A WOMAN is desperately searching the house to find her husband’s acoustic guitar and destroy it before he remembers it exists.

THE owners of dogs are now more excited than their pets about the prospect of walkies.