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A MAN getting ready for a night out was shocked to notice that every part of his outfit was bought for him by someone else.

A WOMAN’S preparations for a night on the town have changed drastically in the last two decades, she has revealed.

A 35-YEAR-OLD man still wearing the same polo shirts he wore at university has been named as an icon of sustainable fashion.

RESEARCHERS have found that adults wearing metallic or bejewelled trainers are 12 times more likely to be total cocks.

WANT to get ahead in life? Model yourself on chief Downing Street adviser and style icon Dominic Cummings. Here’s how to nail the look.

AN ADORABLE couple have posted a gorgeous, in-the-moment selfie that only took 89 attempts to get.

ARE you keen to look like a massive twat for some reason? Simply use these incredibly irksome contemporary phrases in everyday life.

A BACHELOR who lives alone in a one-bedroom flat would prefer people did not know the full sordid details of his domestic life.

NORMAL time is measured in hours and days. But school holidays are measured in gins and cries in the toilet. Here are some half-term tips to keep the little sh*ts at bay.

A WOMAN has ruined a pleasant night out for everyone in a pub by taking the karaoke far too seriously.