Lifestyle

IN the current crisis, it is hard to know whether to book a holiday, or to do a minuscule amount of research into quite how up shit creek the world is at the moment. Here's how to decide.  

A WOMAN is missing the kick she used to feel when leaving her children in someone else’s care for the day.

A MIDDLE aged man has managed to go on a disappointing summer holiday during lockdown by revisiting his childhood memories.

LOCKDOWN will apparently end soon, but what irritating pastimes could we quietly do away with while we have the chance?

ARE you a self-obsessed middle class family? Here’s how to let everyone know that the coronavirus crisis has been worse for you than anyone else.

IS your week in Menorca knocking back cocktails and snoozing on a sun-lounger then spending hungover evenings shivering with sun-stroke cancelled? Do it at home:

HAVE you made such poor life choices that you have to use public transport? Junior minister and multi-millionaire Denys Finch Hatton has some common-sense advice.

THE parents of a 29-year-old man who moved back home for lockdown have realised he has no plans to move out after lockdown.

WORRIED your pampered liberal lifestyle won’t survive the pandemic? What are the questions sending your anxiety through the roof?

A WOMAN'S make up-free lockdown regime has revealed that her previous facial contouring efforts were the only reason she appeared to have three dimensions.