International
US steps up war against nature
AMERICA has increased the intensity of its war against the planet by bombing the Great Barrier Reef.
Young Conservatives planning something horrible
YOUNG Conservatives are planning to mark the death of Nelson Mandela with something vile.
Ecuador to breed endangered nerds
ECUADOR last night took a major step forward in its plan to breed pasty-faced nerds in captivity.
Turkish protestors threaten to deploy drunk Britons
PROTESTORS in Turkey have threatened to utilise drunk Britons against government forces.