International
Universal Credit giving millions to extraterrestrials
THE new Universal Credit scheme has erroneously paid out millions of pounds to claimants across our galaxy.
Cameron fails in bid to add an extra 500 explosions to Syria
SYRIA'S civil war will witness slightly fewer explosions after MPs voted to keep British bombs for something else.
Vikings were just fantasy role-players
THE Vikings were a race of fantasy role-players who never invaded anywhere, it has emerged.
Russia just so gay
RUSSIA could not be gayer if it tried, it has been claimed.
Cameron offers military aid to Spain
DAVID Cameron has pledged military support to help Spain invade Gibraltar.
Inspirational dolphin picture prompts Middle East talks
ISRAEL and Palestine are moving toward a peace agreement after somebody posted a picture of some dolphins on Facebook.
Ibiza attracts record number of morons
PARTY island Ibiza is enjoying a bumper season with over 900,000 morons flying in.