International
Just don't make me go back to that shop, says Ikea monkey
THE monkey found in Ikea has issued a heartfelt plea not to be sent back there.
Cameron to arm Syrian rebels with a camping stove
SYRIA'S rebels need a camping stove, some cutlery and a good, solid frying pan, David Cameron has confirmed.
International Space Station basically a floating student house
THE International Space Station is a dirty, smelly mess, it has emerged.
UK to leave whatever it joins after leaving EU
SENIOR Tories have backed a referendum on Britain leaving whatever international set-up it joins after quitting the European Union.
'Volunteer Aid' seeks volunteers to rescue volunteers
A NEW international scheme is recruiting students to help save other gap year volunteers from their own stupidity.
US gun laws working fine apart from the occasional rampage, say senators
THE US Senate has decide that its existing gun laws are functioning well except for the odd murder spree.