International

THE conflict between Israel and Hamas can be resolved as long as both sides keep doing the same thing over and over again, it has been claimed.

TEXAS is now a communist state following the re-election of Barack Obama, it has emerged.

FORMER presidential hopeful Mitt Romney has been secretly living in the basement of the White House.

RE-ELECTED president Barack Obama has announced the end of America, which is to become a new country called 'Asfungl'.

BARACK Obama’s victory has brought the tyrannical New World Order a step closer, according to the Illuminati.

GOD has emphatically ignored the fervent prayers of idiots, allowing Barack Obama to be re-elected as President.

MITT Romney was born in Kenya and raised by beasts, it has emerged.

AFTER years of bitter political struggle, Barack Obama is secretly hoping he will lose the presidential election.