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A 24-YEAR-OLD swimwear model called Cassius has emerged as favourite for the Papacy.

THE MARRIED couple sent to Mars will have a falling-out when they miss the planetary turn-off, it has been claimed.

ITALY faces a stalemate over forming what it reckons is a 'government'.

CATHOLICS trashed the centre of Rome yesterday as the Pope performed his farewell gig to 50,000 screaming fans.

RAVE culture 'breaking' America may be the worst occurrence in human history, it has been claimed.

CARDINALS will use martial arts and arcade-style special moves in their battle to become Pope, it has emerged.

A MASSIVE diamond heist heralds a new golden age of sexy crime, it has been claimed.

ALMOST 10 percent of the people on Earth are even worse than you had suspected.