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US gun laws working fine apart from the occasional rampage, say senators
THE US Senate has decide that its existing gun laws are functioning well except for the odd murder spree.
North Korea 'may not be performance art', say experts
NORTH Korea is not an elaborate modern art installation, as previously suspected.
Supreme Court to rule on eating shellfish
THE US Supreme Court is debating whether America should follow Biblical laws on eating shellfish.
Knox resigned to spending four out of every eight years in prison
AMANDA Knox has pretty much accepted that she will be in and out of prison on a rolling eight year cycle.
Pope insists foot kissing 'not gay'
THERE is nothing gay about gently washing another man's feet and then giving them a kiss, the Pope has confirmed.
Jedi church split on ewok-wookiee marriage
LEADING Jedis are divided on marriage between different alien species, it has emerged.