International

THE Winter Olympics has switched its focus from sport to softcore pornography.

SCOTLAND’S bid to join Eurovision would be opposed by countries where people can hear, it has been claimed.

THE cover girls of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition feel 'humbled' at becoming self-pleasuring material.

BRITAIN has offered to swap countries with Romania.

DENMARK’S giraffes are the least optimistic about the future, according to a new study.

PRESIDENT Vladimir Putin has banned the meteorological phenomenon of the rainbow within his country's borders.

THE glacier that spawned the 'Titanic iceberg' has denied any malicious intent.

BRITISH people have been wondering why people in Thailand are so into voting.

A SOUTH London curry house has paid $2.2 million for a 25-second advert during Sunday's Super Bowl.

SCARLETT Johansson has defined the modern world as a battle between SodaStream and evil.