International

TEMPORARY lodgings are being sought for most of North Korea’s 25 million people.

POTHEADS have been frantically booking flights after hearing about Uruguay's weed/dolphins combination.

WORLD of Warcraft was monitored by NSA agents to assess the risk of orcs invading mainland America, it has been confirmed.

TORONTO mayor Rob Ford has confirmed his new role delivering gifts in a magical sleigh.

THE death of Nelson Mandela has left humanity without a single individual that you would genuinely not want to disappoint.

DAVID Cameron has been illegally copied while on a state visit to China.

THE collapse of a 'deep web' shopping site has left hundreds of angry consumers without their drugs.

SPECIAL Thanksgiving episodes of sitcoms which will confuse British audiences in six months' time are now being shown in America.

AN independent Scotland will have a spa bath, state-of-the-art multi-room audio and an ‘intelligent fridge’.

HOW much do we really know about the Romanians and the Bulgish?