International
Crime glamorous again
A MASSIVE diamond heist heralds a new golden age of sexy crime, it has been claimed.
659 million people even worse than you thought
ALMOST 10 percent of the people on Earth are even worse than you had suspected.
Carnival cruise passengers offered new identities
CRUISE passengers who endured the Carnival Triumph will be able to start a new life with a different name.
Kerry refuses to speak English
JOHN Kerry has stopped speaking English to avoid accusations of intellectualism by US voters.
Albert Camus to advertise energy drink
FRANCE is to pimp out its cultural heritage in order to clear its debts.
America to send monkey-riding-a-dog into space
THE US has responded to Iran's space ambitions with plans to send a monkey strapped to a dog into space.