International

THE Vatican has unveiled the tiny coffin of St Peter for the first time.

PRESIDENT John F Kennedy planned to pull-out of Vietnam but not giggly White House secretaries, it has been claimed.

APES frustrated by Gibraltar's lack of entertainment had hired a Spanish ship to get them off the rock, it has emerged.

UNDERWEAR models at the Victoria's Secret show have wowed audiences with the eerie emptiness in their eyes.

MASKED protestors around the world have called for a sequel to the 2006 dystopian thriller V For Vendetta.

AN independent Scotland would have border checkpoints where guards would force English tourists to squeal like pigs.

AMERICA’S National Security Agency tapped the phone calls of Yorkshire for five minutes before throwing its headphones across the room in horror.

THE Nobel committee has selected the potential winners of this year's YouTube comments prize.

THE UN has given people who don't like capitalism the option to try something else instead.

THE abandoned capital of the United States has been colonised by apes after just three days of a government shutdown.