ALL 50 US states are now incredibly frightening if you are an ordinary British person, it has been confirmed.
Previously Britons were scared only of the religious Southern states, the creepy, midwest survivalist states and the insane parts of California.
But the ‘polar vortex’ means the British now regard almost normal places like New Hampshire, Illinois and Massachusetts as extremely terrifying death traps.
Tom Logan, from Hatfield, said: “America is now the same as Australia. Below the veneer of familiarity there is an unsettling weirdness and/or the unstoppable horrors of nature.”
Jane Thompson, from Peterborough, said: “I was in the habit of visiting normal America every couple of years. But normal America is currently colder than Mars.
“So that’s that fucked.”
