International

Consumer fury as narcotics bought online fail to arrive

THE collapse of a 'deep web' shopping site has left hundreds of angry consumers without their drugs.

US sitcoms record baffling Thanksgiving episodes

SPECIAL Thanksgiving episodes of sitcoms which will confuse British audiences in six months' time are now being shown in America.

Independent Scotland to have a Jacuzzi

AN independent Scotland will have a spa bath, state-of-the-art multi-room audio and an ‘intelligent fridge’.

The Mash guide to Romania and Bulgaria

HOW much do we really know about the Romanians and the Bulgish?

Vatican reveals St Peter was only eight inches tall

THE Vatican has unveiled the tiny coffin of St Peter for the first time.

Kennedy ‘would have withdrawn from Vietnam but not women’

PRESIDENT John F Kennedy planned to pull-out of Vietnam but not giggly White House secretaries, it has been claimed.

Gibraltar ship was chartered by bored apes

APES frustrated by Gibraltar's lack of entertainment had hired a Spanish ship to get them off the rock, it has emerged.

Victoria's Secret girls look spectacularly dead behind the eyes

UNDERWEAR models at the Victoria's Secret show have wowed audiences with the eerie emptiness in their eyes.

Protesters demand V for Vendetta sequel

MASKED protestors around the world have called for a sequel to the 2006 dystopian thriller V For Vendetta.

Scottish border guards would force Englishmen to squeal like a pig

AN independent Scotland would have border checkpoints where guards would force English tourists to squeal like pigs.