International

CALL of Duty: Modern Warfare, which involves Russian ultranationalists sparking a civil war, is happening on the world stage.

PEOPLE who accuse Vladimir Putin of being a latent homosexual may want to back off for a bit, experts have confirmed.

A BRAZENLY homosexual Winter Olympics is ongoing in the imagination of Russian president Vladimir Putin.

UKRAINIAN stereotypes are to be launched this week, say leading xenophobes.

THE Winter Olympics has switched its focus from sport to softcore pornography.

SCOTLAND’S bid to join Eurovision would be opposed by countries where people can hear, it has been claimed.

THE cover girls of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition feel 'humbled' at becoming self-pleasuring material.

BRITAIN has offered to swap countries with Romania.

DENMARK’S giraffes are the least optimistic about the future, according to a new study.

PRESIDENT Vladimir Putin has banned the meteorological phenomenon of the rainbow within his country's borders.