International

PICTURES of kids flying kites really sum up what is happening in Afghanistan, according to editors.

DAVID Cameron has told British tourists to recoup the UK’s £2 billion EU surcharge by stealing things from continental hotels.

ARGENTINIAN motoring show Marcha Mas has left outrage in its wake on a trip to the UK.

NORTH Korea has confirmed that its Supreme Leader suffered a minor foot injury after dropping an 88-storey building.

FRANCE has hit back at John Lewis, claiming the store treats its customers as if they have rights and feelings.

POPE Francis is under medical supervision after claiming he is in contact with angels.

PRO-DEMOCRACY protesters in Hong Kong have been praised for having normal hair and not wearing stupid clown costumes.

PUBLIC support for the European Union peaks when it is lording it over the USA, it has emerged.

ALEX Salmond has been asked if he would like to run Syria for a bit.

SCOTLAND is to be covered by a massive tinfoil tent because of the mind reading space lasers.