International

MIGRANTS to Europe have ruined what was a perfectly-functioning near paradise, they have been told.

FOLLOWING the appointment of Sarah Palin as War, Donald Trump is still looking for an additional two horsemen before he is ready to ride.

A POPULAR ski resort is attracting working class twats rather than posh twats, it has emerged.

THE leader of North Korea has sworn to only use nuclear weapons if he is really in the mood.

POPE Francis has filled in the lengthy forms for Mother Teresa's 'miracles' to be approved by Jesus.

DONALD Trump has revealed he has had nightmares about him becoming president.

DONALD Trump believes that owning golf courses is something British people find impressive, it has emerged.

DONALD Trump has accused Islam of ‘f**king up his once beautiful head of hair’.

DAVID Cameron has called on Britain to flatten the last remaining bumpy bits of Syria.

REFUGEES from Syria have been asked to just drive their boats in a circle until Europe decides what to do with them.