Health

LOOKING to get an iconic photo of yourself posing in front of an empty city? Stop and do not do that, you ignorant prick. Resist the temptation to do these things too. 

I’M PROFESSOR Chris Whitty, the Chief Medical Office of the UK, and we are discovering that more and more Britons are terminally selfish bastards.

UNUSED supermarket aisles that once, long ago, contained toilet paper could be repurposed as pop-up intensive care units.

THE CHILDREN of a 65-year-old woman are celebrating her years of selfless love by not going to see her this Mother’s Day.

EVERYONE knows how important it is to wash your hands and stay indoors, but are you also judging other people’s activities enough? Try these:

CHILDREN aged between two and 12 who are immune to the coronavirus are to train as frontline healthcare staff.

CAN you remember the last time anyone mentioned Brexit? Despite the misery of coronavirus maybe it’s not all bad. Here are some more silver linings.

WITH the nation’s schools closed, parents are half-heartedly educating their spawn at home. Here’s how to do it with the minimum of effort.

A MAN on the bus with a slight cough is being stared at by other passengers like a survivor of the zombie apocalypse hiding a bite.

A 35-YEAR-OLD man has unveiled an ambitious plan to lose five pounds by his 40th birthday.