Health

HAVE you ruined your train journey by needing the loo? Here’s how to use one of those coffin-sized toilets from hell without lasting damage to your mental health.

THE coronavirus is the hot new viral sensation on everyone’s lips right now. But how can you make it work for you?

HAVE you gone from ridiculing media scare stories about the coronavirus to panicking that you’re going to die? Hide your fear with these tips.

EVERYONE should put money into a pension scheme but is it really worth it if you drink heavily, smoke daily and are casually reckless with your life choices? 

A MAN has claimed that his right to masturbate should be protected for his mental health.

DO you long for an exercise regime that will take over your life? Read our guide to which all-consuming fitness cult you should bore your family, friends and strangers with.

EVERYONE who joined a gym in January has been emailed asking them to please stop attending if they have not already.

A WISDOM tooth has declared its intention to f**k up an unsuspecting man’s life.

THE coronavirus will soon reduce humanity to a tattered handful of survivors. But how will you waste your final days?

THE coronavirus is on the other side of the world and experts are confident it will not affect you. So how are you losing your sh*t about it?