EVERYONE knows how important it is to wash your hands and stay indoors, but are you also judging other people’s activities enough? Try these:
Going to the shops
Absolute panic-buying scum, all of them. Stopping hard-working NHS staff getting the healthy food they need. Make sure to tut and look daggers at them as you fill a basket with dog food because the stack in the garage is getting low.
Working from home
They might have been advised to but if they can just work in the house then it wasn’t a proper job to begin with, was it? And when they were out doing it they didn’t need to be so they were spreading the virus.
Going on public transport
Buses and trains are riddled with disease at the best of times, and now? You might as well sign your own death warrant. Walk instead.
Going for a walk
They’re out in a park. Someone with the coronavirus could have run through that park licking the fences. What they’re doing is irresponsible. They shouldn’t be allowed unless they’ve got at least one reasonably sized dog.
Not washing hands for long enough
In the toilets and somebody doesn’t sing the whole first verse of Summer of 69 while washing their hands? They’re not only going to get COVID-19, they’re probably one of these super-spreaders. Call 999.
Getting the coronavirus
There’s no excuse, is there? You’ve not got it because you’ve done everything right. They’ve therefore got it for doing something wrong. Ought to be bloody ashamed of themselves.
