Health

A MAN is going on a pre-Christmas crash diet by no longer taking three spoons of sugar in his tea.

GOING into hospital is stressful at the best of times, so what will it be like when America has bought the NHS? Here’s a practical guide.

PARENTS of children who have been vomiting all night are pointlessly trying to work out who is to blame.

A MANUFACTURER of leading fitness trackers has confirmed the product does not confuse going for a run and having one off the wrist.

OFFICE worker Tom Logan’s life is still shit despite him eating a nutritious breakfast every day.

DO you think you’re ‘cutting down’ by pretending to smoke less than you do? Here’s how to convince yourself and other people.

A BABY’s earliest memory will be of his mother dropping her iPhone on his head when she was feeding him.

A LUCKY bastard without kids was so sick he spent three uninterrupted days in bed recovering.

AN office worker is going around sneezing and then blatantly touching things, co-workers have confirmed.

A WOMAN has admitted that the main reason she is having a baby is to quit the booze for nine months.