Health

IT’S the daily dilemma we face. Do we listen to the badly thought-out, science-free recommendations of Johnson and Hancock, or listen to the experts? Let’s find out. 

EVER wondered how someone turns goes from normal to ranting about ‘muzzles’? Here are the stages that take them there.

IF your cat is behaving in a strange, antisocial way, it may have coronavirus or could just be a selfish little bastard as usual. Take the test...

SHOPPERS at convenience stores have advised staff that there is no need for them to wear masks if they are buying ten items or less.

YOU went to the pub last night and woke up feeling terrible, but why? Too many Jägerbombs, or the dreaded virus? Here's how to figure it out.

COUPLES who decide to start eating a healthier diet together have reached an all-time low in their relationship.

I LOVE rules. Especially confusing ones. So the new rules about face masks are Christmas come early for folk like me who get off on telling you what to do.

IDIOTS are protesting against the outrageous idea of wearing a face mask during a pandemic. Are you enough of a cretin to join their ranks?

WITH a possible vaccine possibly on the horizon, it’s time to ignore all official advice on the pandemic and do whatever you like. Try these excuses:

A WOMAN who has not found anything positive in any aspect of her life or the world since 2014 has blamed it all on her period.