Health

LOOKING to shift that lockdown paunch? The PM explains how you too can achieve his Adonis-like physique.

MILLIONS of holidaymakers who had booked breaks in Leicester will be staying at home as the summer hotspot faces extended lockdown.

GOOD old British common sense, of the kind that’s been so prevalent in the last few years, will beat coronavirus. But have you got the gumption?

METRES aren’t British, so no true patriot should be able to remember how long they are without help. Use these sturdy pointers.

THE Goverment has announced everything that will be reopening to the British public from July 4th. Here’s the definitive list, with explanations.

SICK of wearing your face mask on your actual face? Does it feel more natural on your chin? These six people couldn’t care less if your spittle is flying at them.

The alert level has just been downgraded from four to three, which means 'Time for you workshy layabouts to earn money for us'. What are the other levels?

THE coronavirus has admitted it has changed its outlook on life after spending Saturday night in a field near Oldham out of its box on E.

ARE you wondering how the government’s daily briefings manage to be quite so pointless? Here is the Q&A document used by Matt Hancock or whoever gets the short straw that day.

CHILDREN who have been at home for the past 12 weeks have sacked off schooling to concentrate on being a pain in the arse.