Food

A WOMAN who has realised that the meal she has prepared happens to be vegan will not stop banging on about it.

A SHAMELESS vegan has been caught ogling a block of cheese with his mouth wide open and drool hanging out.

As more than 70 branches of Pizza Express prepare to close, their most famous patron has announced his intention to pretend to go for one last fictional visit.

ARE you determined to use your food discount to be a pain in the arse to other customers and staff? Here’s how to do it. 

ARE you a gammon who has been invited to a vegan dinner party and are going to have to endure your first meat-free meal since you accidentally went to a hippy’s house in 1979? Here’s how to survive.

TRYING to cut down on carbs? Prepare these meals, eat them, feel sad and open a family bag of Monster Munch to weep into anyway.

EXHAUSTED parents have resorted to telling their children that fast food is really healthy for the entire month of August.

IN these difficult economic times Wetherspoons, restaurant to the top echelon of society, has opened its doors to the hoi polloi. Make the most of it.

THE government’s half-price meal scheme begins today, but is it bollocks? Here's why you may not be rushing to take up Rishi Sunak’s incredibly generous offer.

LAST YEAR, I was a wreck. Overweight, ugly, deeply in debt, trapped in an unhappy marriage and playing Russian roulette every Saturday night just to feel alive.