Food

A MAN experienced a profound and unfamiliar rush of emotion after being confronted with the sight of a dropped doner kebab.

A GUARDIAN reader has offended a Northern town after visiting a branch of Greggs and asking for a steak bake to be cooked medium rare. 

A VEGETARIAN is definitely, completely sure that there is no problem with you eating your medium-rare steak while sat opposite them, you dick.

TAKEAWAY deliveries are more popular than ever, but what does your meal say about your social class, personality and lovemaking skills? Read on and find out.

THE Wetherspoons chain of restaurants will remain open in tier three areas because they only serve alcohol as an accompaniment to cordon bleu meals. 

SO worried about others panic-buying you’ve rushed straight out to start panic-buying? Here’s some lessons from Lockdown 1 to help cause shortages and shaft others.

A STOCKBROKER looking out over London is remembering a time when it was Pret A Manger as far as the eye could see.

A COUPLE'S plans for a romantic evening were left in tatters after they both ingested an inadvisable amount of curry.

DO you regularly spend far too much at a farmers’ market and want others to know about it? Here’s how to bring it up constantly.

A DELIVEROO driver who has visited one address several times over the past week is no longer bothering to conceal his disgust.