Food

WE’RE constantly being told how great comfort food is, especially during lockdown. But how does it fare against actual problems?

THE UK is set for a full economic recovery after reports came in of some mad bastard buying a f**king Easter egg.

FEEDING your kids five tomato-based dishes definitely counts as their five a day. At least you hope it does, or they’re getting rickets. Follow this guide.

DOING your online supermarket shop? It’s your duty as a consumer to buy all these foods that satisfy your aspirations but you won’t eat.

THE hardest part of going vegan during January is not being a complete and utter pain in the arse about it, it has emerged.

THE future is looking bright for a child who has the skill and confidence to tip crisp crumbs into his mouth, it has been confirmed.

BEEN given a fiver’s worth of food to last a child a week? Let me Julian Cook, a sneering contemptuous pedant who defends the government at every turn, explain how.

SUPERMARKETS are suffering fresh food shortages. So that’s another benefit of Brexit. Leave voter Steve Malley explains the dangers of fresh fruit and veg.

A MAN enraged by an advert for Creme Eggs with two men kissing has embarked on a mission to find a chocolate egg that better represents his steadfast heterosexuality.

LONGING for the simpler days of bell-bottom trousers, disco and good Star Wars films? Remind yourself how bad things actually were in the 70s with these godforsaken meals.