Environment

LOCAL authority recycling centres across the UK are to offer a drop-off service for old or faulty wives.

THE unbearable stench of stale urine will be removed from all mainline and suburban rail services by 2014, the transport secretary said yesterday.

PRIME minister Gordon Brown has unveiled ambitious plans to build 50,000 homes at the bottom of England's biggest lakes.

THE Sun has “no influence whatsoever” on how hot the earth is, according to a new scientific study by Glasgow’s Clyde University. 

VEGETARIANS are being urged to eat each other after it emerged their own gas was now the major cause of global climate change.

THE long spell of wet weather has prompted Prime Minister Gordon Brown to order a full-scale review of the nation's lawns.

SINGER-songwriter James Blunt is to be sacrificed in a symbolic gesture of climate change solidarity at the end of this weekend's Live Earth spectacular.

A MAJORITY of Scots are backing a total reliance on fossil fuels in a bid to deliver up to three months of t-shirt weather every year.

SCIENTISTS yesterday unveiled what they claim will be the world's smuggest house. 

THE first clear link between ginger hair and climate change has been established by scientists at Dundee University.