Environment

THE owners of a ginger cat are entirely unaware that it is locally notorious an absolute mental bastard.

TREES in the new Northern Forest will have a large number of grievances and think southern forests are looking down on them, it has emerged.

BRITAIN was awash with stupid hats, it has emerged.

DAILY Express readers are spending another day trapped indoors by imaginary snowdrifts.

BIG birds have hit out at the ‘blatant discrimination’ of bird feeders designed only to be used by smaller species.

LONDONERS have been warned to brace themselves for severe delays on roads and railways for months to come following yesterday’s 20-minute flurry of snow.

A REBELLIOUS slug has been found gliding confidently across a kitchen floor long after it should have gone back to wherever slugs live.

A FOX with a lot on has just grabbed a quick mouse on the go.

A NEW puppy is absolutely not play-fighting, it has been revealed.

TREES have been told to immediately pick up all the leaves they have dumped everywhere or face the consequences.