Environment

DONALD Trump has pulled the US out of the liberal consensus of having a ‘2’ at the beginning of the year.

DONALD Trump is to pull out of the Paris climate accords after visiting Paris and judging the weather to be perfectly lovely.

A DOG has been left confused after the concept of dignity was explained to him.

BRITAIN enjoyed a full minute of optimum sunshine this morning before everyone started moaning about the heat.

TORY fears of a brutal fox insurgency are growing  after one of them was spotted trying to ride a horse.

A GROUP of middle-class ‘urban foragers’ were forced to use a supermarket to acquire food that was actually edible, it has emerged.

A COUPLE are claiming that their furniture is placed based on Chinese principles of harmonious living, not where the plug sockets are.

A FAMILY have spent the holidays giving their National Trust cards an absolute f**king hammering.

THE recent sunny weather has lead to a sharp increase in dickheads going to the park.

ANY lay-by, alleyway or domestic garden that does not display a ‘No Fly Tipping’ sign is open for fly-tipping, local authorities have confirmed.