Environment

A MIDDLE CLASS couple are making an agonising decision about whether to continue poisoning the air with their stove or their massive vehicle.

A FLY is somehow trapped in the living room of a house despite being guided towards an open patio door.

THE UK has woken up to yet another glorious, sunny, complete waste of decent weather because it is a Monday. 

THE spider who lives in your house is moving somewhere nicer, he has confirmed.

A VILLAGE-BASED hipster ignores his nearer and larger Londis because it has ‘sold out’, he confirmed.

PEOPLE who live in Scotland have stressed, once again, that the UK is experiencing a partial heatwave.

FISH have spoken out against the widely-held supposition that they are weird. 

AN ADORABLE cat turns into a sadistic psychopath the second she leaves the house, it has been revealed.

A CAT and a mouse are engaged in what can only be described as a lethal game of cat and mouse.

SIGHTINGS of a fairly big cat have been reported by local residents in Somerset.