Celebrity

AFTER beating the Queen to become the most adored person in the country, the England manager can leave these activities to lesser beings.

THE newly-unveiled statue of Princess Diana is a bit too much, Britain has agreed.

THERE'S nothing the country’s most popular hate rag enjoys more than a Diana story. Here’s how its soulless hacks will misinterpret the statue unveiling to fit its agenda.

ENGLAND triumphed over Germany because of the incredible combination of Ed Sheeran, David Beckham and seven-year-old Prince George, according to the media.

PROFESSOR Chris Whitty has discovered an even more dickheaded Covidiot variant while walking through a London park, he has confirmed.

CELEBRITY? Had a baby? Keen to make it an accessory to your glittering life, rather than allowing it an identity of its own? Follow our naming guide.

SHE’S been born and she’s got a name, but what else do we know about the eighth in line to the throne? Here’s every spurious factoid pulled out of our arse to keep you happy.

HARRY and Meghan have announced the birth of their second child, Lilibet Diana. Here are seven reactions to have.

THE Queen is giving Britons an extra bank holiday, five grams of cocaine and a big cake each for her Platinum Jubilee next year. And that’s just to start with: 

MENTAL health campaigners have congratulated Piers Morgan for making it through an entire interview without storming out offended.