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THE Duke of Sussex has left an embarrassing drunken apology on the Queen’s answerphone, the palace has confirmed.

THE Duke and Duchess of Sussex are now free to go their own way, but what will they do with the rest of their lives? Here’s a few options:

IN simple terms, the reason Harry and I are stepping down from Royal duties and moving to Canada is this: Britain sucks.

DAILY Mail readers have agreed that Prince Harry was much better when he was dressed as a Nazi.

PRINCE Harry has explained that it does not matter that he is stepping back as a senior Royal because it is not a real f**king job in any sense.

DANNY Dyer is to join the Marvel cinematic universe as new Marvel hero Danny Dyer, he has confirmed.

THE Duchess of Cambridge on A Berry Royal Christmas days after a landslide Tory win made middle England come so hard it has fried its brains.

THE ROYAL family has gone to sh*t but the Princess Royal is actually alright. Here’s why.

PRINCE Andrew is to sort this whole mess out by announcing that he would have sworn the girl was 18.

A 59-YEAR-OLD man has been grounded by his mother for having bad friends and lying about it.