Celebrity

THE revelations from Prince Harry’s autobiography have encouraged the UK public to reflect on their own traumas and bury them down deep forever.

THE public are in awe of the bravery of the Princess of Wales, who has soldiered on despite her brother-in-law’s attacks by wearing a coat and waving.

CELEBRITY deaths are always a sad event, unless they’re one of these famous people you’re amazed haven't popped their clogs yet.

THE Taliban have confirmed they never suspected that the British Army was deliberately killing them until Prince Harry’s book Spare. 

THE UK has agreed that based on the outraged reporting so far, Prince Harry’s memoir Spare sounds like a real page-turner.

PRINCE William’s alleged assault against his little brother is the latest royal scandal to both rock and bore the nation. Here are the usual suspects who will blindly support the future king.

ROYALISTS are snapping up souvenir plates of Prince William’s violent altercation with Prince Harry.

BEING accused of having ‘small dick energy’ isn’t the most alpha male start to 2023. But no one f**ks with Andrew Tate. Here’s how I’ll be bouncing back in 2023.  

KING Charles III has used his first address to the nation to attack the inconsistent use of video assistant referees in domestic football.

EVER wanted to know what Britain’s most loathsome celebrity tossers do for Christmas? Here the egotistical f**kers reveal how they’ll be celebrating in their unjustly luxurious homes.