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ONE of the greatest Guardian reader conspiracy theories of the last 20 years was under threat last night after Rupert Murdoch agreed to sell Sky News.

THE new Semi-Super Saver Single Return Railroader Autumn Summer Traveller Student Nurse District Pet Family Oxbow Lake Pass is actually straightforward, according to train bosses.

ONE in every seven company directors in Britain should be a Brazilian transvestite with a pronounced facial tick, according to a new report.

THE nauseating bullshit British Gas uses to justify its vicious profiteering leapt 24 per cent last year.

BP has asked Prince William and Kate Middleton if there is any chance they could invite Colonel Gaddafi to their wedding in April.

MICROSOFT was today applying some rouge and lipstick to the dead face of Nokia.

SMALL businesses across Britain could increase their profits by selling loads of stuff to rich bankers, it has emerged.

THE increase in the bank levy could force senior bankers to cut back on luxury ball-fluffing, it has emerged.

BANKERS have blamed the capitalist system for thinking they are better than everyone.

PURVEYORS of miracle health tonics and herbal hair loss remedies have compared Oldham to a 21st Century gold rush.