Business

BRITISH Airlines staff have been told that Michael O’Leary will be made their new chief executive unless they call off their strike action.

FORMULA 1 manufacturer Mclaren has unveiled a budget supercar targeted at the insecure arse with only £150,000 to waste.

THE prophecies of Nostradamus include warnings about fluctuations in the UK property market, it was claimed yesterday.

SCOTTISH and Southern Energy has made the bold move of cutting its prices to coincide with it getting lighter and warmer of an evening.

CAR giant Honda last night confirmed that its Jazz supermini hatchback is full of deadly scorpions.

THE Labour Party has combined the essence of disappointment, inertia and broken promises in a unique sauce that voters can add to their food.

ADMINISTRATORS were last night called in to retail chain Ethel Austin, as thousands insisted it definitely went out of business no later than 1961.

BRITAIN'S biggest banks last night called for Mervyn King to be broken up into lots of little bits.

JJB Sports, the troubled high street vendor of television watching apparel, has finally dropped the 'Sports' from its name.