Business

YOUR new boss claims to be an ordinary bloke on the basis that he supports West Ham.

REPORTS of big shops' Christmas sales figures have left Britons baffled and mildly anxious.

THE government is calling on shoppers to source more of their pointless, dreadful food from British farmers.

MORE Britons than ever are driving around in brand new cars like a bunch of total ponces.

WAITROSE has launched its neighbor-trumping 23-bird Deluxe Roast.

FACEBOOK has launched a feature allowing users to express pleasure when friends post bad news.

IF the NSA keeps spying on the internet consumers will return to vinyl records and films on tape, massive companies have warned.

MOST people who read Monocle magazine are still based in their childhood bedroom, it has emerged.

THE Royal Bank of Scotland has reminded customers that 'their' money is actually its money.

DENTAL surgeons are excited at the prospect of being able to buy Saab cars again.