Business

NO sheepdog has ever made the transition to shepherd, it has emerged.

THE next version of Apple’s iPhone will have a visceral dislike for the police force.

DRINKS maker Coca-Cola has admitted using severed human heads to add a touch of piquancy.

BOSSES are acting like the bank holiday is a special treat of their devising.

DRUG importers, kidnappers and public officials bribed with suitcases of cash have been warned to bank their £50 notes.

THE Royal Bank of Scotland just wanted you to know that it is still deeply and disturbingly immoral.

ENERGY companies insist they do compete, but over things that are absolutely vile.

A NEW super-economy pub chain will allow patrons to urinate where they sit, it has announced.

A MACHINE dispensing parking tickets does not give change purely because it is owned by mean-spirited scumbags.

BRITISH Gas 'smart meters' wait until you go out and then switch on all your appliances.