THE creators of Nutella have unveiled a new chocolate product that is taken intravenously.
As the moreish chocolate spread celebrates its 50th birthday, Ferrero launched Chocoveino, described as ‘the world’s most direct chocolate consumption system’.
A spokesman said: “When we first sold our chocolate spread, people thought it would appeal only to gluttons and perverts.
“They underestimated people’s desire to get chocolate into themselves by any means possible. And now they can stick it in their veins.”
Chocoveino user Nikki Hollis said: “It gives me a warm, chocolatey feeling that starts in my lower arm then spreads to consume my whole body.
“I like it so much I stopped going to work and sold all my furniture instead. Now I spend my days lying on a mattress, lost in a brown sticky dream-land.”
