Business

SAINSBURY'S has confirmed that collecting Nectar points is done for the sheer love of it.

A BOSS has demanded that his staff create a wildly successful viral video for a boring business idea.

BOSSES across the UK are going to make you work harder so they can buy more things, according to a new survey.

IMBECILES around the UK are preparing to be enchanted by an advert for a big shop.

SUPERMARKET giant Tesco is to scan faces as part of a plan to murder shoppers and replace them with clones.

ROYAL Bank of Scotland is not going to split after admitting the concept of a 'good bank' is too mental to contemplate.

BRITISH branches of Tesco throw away a fiver’s worth of alcohol every year, they have confirmed.

YAHOO'S radical new PR strategy involves making all its customers want to strangle it.

THE traditional 40-minute wait to collect a parcel will be unaffected by Royal Mail privatisation, it has been claimed.

THE forthcoming Twitter flotation is set to attract massive investment from the social network's thriving egg community.