Business

THE Bank of England has been given special powers to put fancy hats on the top of huge home loans that will destroy the economy.

INTERNET giant Amazon is no longer selling any products following disputes with every publisher, film producer, record label and mop manufacturer in the world.

SHOPPERS claim to have seen a man buy two things at a farmers’ market.

BRITAIN'S rows of tedious, depressing chain shops are under threat from online retailers.

APPLE has paid £156m for the start-up that hacks into iPhones and demands a fee to unlock them.

BRITAIN’S bosses have confirmed that work is fun and not boring as claimed by Benefits Street star White Dee.

THE creators of Nutella have unveiled a new chocolate product that is taken intravenously.

FRIENDLY brainstorming sessions are used to work out who should be sacked.

APPLE has finally admitted the iWatch is never going to happen because it was the result of a Thursday night pub crawl.

POWER giant E.On has been fined £12m for mis-selling energy as pet cats, dogs and fish.