THOUSANDS of physically attractive people dont have anywhere to live, according to pop stars.
Following Miley Cyruss appearance with a good-looking rough sleeper at the VMAs, the music industry has affirmed its commitment to helping the hot homeless.
Beyonce said: “We need to get hot people off the streets and into music videos.
They need food and we need skinny backing dancers, its the perfect synergy.
Record label bosses have launched Action for Hot Homelessness, which aims to get the best-looking 10 per cent of rough sleepers album deals.
A spokesman said: Seeing hot people sleeping in the gutter is an affront to everything the entertainment industry stands for.
I don’t want to live in a world where good-looking individuals aren’t spraying each other with champagne on massive boats.”