Business

JOB interviewers are chatty and laugh at your jokes if they think you are time-wasting scum, it has emerged.

A CONNIVING office worker pretended he would rather crack on with more work than go home at five 'o' clock, it has emerged.

BANKERS, politicians and all the other people who caused 2008’s financial apocalypse agree that things are about to go tits up again.

HMRC AUDITORS have hailed a self-employed man’s tax return as a masterpiece of contemporary fiction.

NO-ONE gives a shit about your idiotic career so shut up about it, it has been confirmed.

THE British public have asked Ofgem if it could perhaps, as the official regulator, stop energy suppliers overcharging customers instead of just warning them about it.

EMPLOYERS can read personal emails by their staff out loud in meetings if they are particularly juicy, the European court has ruled.

A 32-YEAR-OLD is held in deep suspicion by his workmates for his bizarre habit of leaving the office for 40 minutes every day.

A COMPANY is starting to regret employing a former minister with no useful skills, it has admitted.

OFFICE workers who came in over Christmas did absolutely f**k all and are now off, everyone else has discovered.