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MOTOR manufacturers deliberately misled consumers into believing car purchase could make them cool, it has emerged.

A BILLIONAIRE has confirmed that his £300 million ‘superyacht’ is only used for activities that could be carried out in an average sitting room.

FACEBOOK has announced that it is trialling more than 600 new ways to express mild approval for a thing.

ANY bottle of alcohol will instantly look classy when placed in a box, experts have confirmed.

THE 'big four' supermarkets have met to discuss new and ingenious ways to hide eggs from customers.

IF YOU remember a plane catching fire in Las Vegas then you were not there, British Airways has insisted.

WHISKY ‘connoisseurs’ are just ruddy-nosed cash dispensers, according to new research.

A PETTY credit card company has started asking for repayments after 30 days of being real sports about it.

A CHIEF executive has told his employees not to sweat the small stuff as the universe is indifferent to quarterly sales figures.

STOCKBROKERS have admitted the collapse in share prices was probably caused by some disappointing gak.