Arts & Entertainment

YVETTE Fielding has claimed on GMTV that the obviously bollocks ghost show Most Haunted was real. Here’s more televisual nonsense you sat through uncritically.

ADELE has announced that she is releasing a new album of heartbroken songs with which listeners can shed 30 pounds in just 12 weeks.

AFTER 18 months without live music, gigs have resumed but many people may have forgotten how to pretend that’s a good thing.

A ZOOMER is just as baffled by his generation’s youth culture as you are, he has confirmed.

THE old James Bond wasn’t afraid to charm ladies with a slap or quip about shifty orientals. Despite not having seen No Time To Die, gammon Roy Hobbs explains what’s wrong with it.

THE positions of James Bond and Doctor Who are simultaneously vacant, but who will step in to save the world and/or the galaxy?

WITH the prequel hitting cinemas, there’s never been a more crucial time to claim you’ve seen The Sopranos.

THE professional dancers on Strictly who have refused Covid vaccines have reassured the nation that they will still f**k their celebrity partners.  

GB NEWS has lost leading man Andrew Neil and is haemorrhaging viewers as even Farage is tired old repeats. Can anything save it?

EVERY positive addition to the cultural canon has now been irreparably destroyed by its own fans, a new study has found.