Arts & Entertainment

AS WE move into the autumn months, I’m turning away from summery Pimms and Aperol Spritzes to year-round favourites – and what’s more classic than a glass of water?

THE ABBA reunion does not count as a proper one because it’s not grey-haired old blokes with guitars, men have confirmed.

COULD Tom Cruise scale the Burj Khalifa wearing digital gloves? Of course he f**king couldn’t, but it’s no less believable than these things we simply accept.

THE Covid-19 virus has left the Reading Festival a day early admitting it had underestimated just how f**king rough it would be.

DO you find the leading men in romantic films completely unbelievable? That’s because they are. Here’s how they’d be in real life.

THINK you love The Bard? You won’t when you find out he’s been hiding woke ideology in his plays for centuries. Right-wing historian Denys Finch Hatton explains.

SUPERHERO movies have hit such a low that next week’s is Shang-Chi from 70s comic Master of Kung-Fu. And they’ll only get worse.

THE return of scrunchies and Changing Rooms apparently means the 1990s are back. What other awful 90s dross will be next?

AS a child you uncritically sat through hours of cartoons while eating your Monster Munch. Here’s how some of them were far more messed-up than you realised.

LANDLINES are to be axed by the year 2025. Here are five things you used that humble copper wire for before the internet came along.