Arts & Entertainment

EVEN as a small child you had an inkling that certain beloved TV shows were a bit illogical. With hindsight, here’s why.

HAVE you ever been to a wedding where the dance floor wasn’t full the second ‘Come on Eileen’ came on? Here are some other ear-destroyers Brits adore.

THERE are profoundly moving pop masterpieces and there’s All Saints’ Never Ever saying ‘the alphabet runs right from A to Z’.

FROM 2000 to 2010 the UK was completely void of good musical talent. How else do you explain these chart-topping bands?

EVERY human woman, female mammal, insect, fish and multi-cellular organism on the planet is to split with its partner after hearing Adele’s new single.

ROBERT Webb has admitted he quit Strictly because his heart could not handle the non-stop 24-7 athletic extra-marital sex. 

YOU are never going to read that book. Ever. You'll just use it to balance your phone on while watching Squid Game. But what type of unreadable is it?

ROMANCE novels contain descriptions that are good on the page but would be horrifying in real life. Here are six descriptors you don't want to encounter:

HAVEN'T watched Squid Game? Stuck in another sodding conversation about it? Bluff your way through with our guide.

THE music industry is booming, not that you'd know. Here are the monumentally famous artists passing you by.