Arts & Entertainment

JOHNNY Depp is a versatile, talented actor, which makes his film choices and frequent crap performances all the more baffling. Here’s what to add to your watchlist and what to avoid.

THE privatisation of Channel 4 has led to harsh words between Kirstie Allsopp and the culture secretary. So which of these two pretty f**king irritating people do you reluctantly support?

IN the good old days, children's games revolved almost entirely around ways to inflict bodily harm on each other. These were some of the most brutal.

A NIGHT of stand-up comedy was vastly inferior to the witty and hilarious heckles from a drunk audience member, according to that person.

FOR some reason we think pop stars are experts on love, when almost none of them have a background in psychology or academic research. Here are some embarrassingly incorrect hits.

THE new Colin Firth film Operation Mincemeat is actually a WW2 drama, but it sounds like a comedy caper about a heist in a sausage factory. Sadly it’s not the only misleading film title...

WONDERING why the government is obsessed with privatising Channel 4 when there are more pressing matters at hand? Nadine Dorries explains.

WATCHING kids’ TV with an orange barley water was the high point of your childhood. But for every Scooby-Doo there was a lot of stuff you hated. Like these shows…

CHILDREN are credulous idiots who are easily influenced by things they see in films. Here are some examples of Hollywood nonsense that they completely believe.

VISITING the home of a twat? Here are six autobiographies that are guaranteed to have pride of place on their shelves.