Arts & Entertainment

DESPITE them being made up of about 40 pixels, your hormone-addled, adolescent brain somehow found a way to fancy these characters from 90s video games:

ARE you a bit of a coward, or perhaps just fond of your home comforts? Here’s how some classic films would have turned out badly if the protagonist had been you.

COUNTRYFILE pretends to be a gentle look at rural life, but its presenters who are intoxicating temptations you’d run away with tomorrow. These are its most enchanting prospects.

WANT to ruin someone’s favourite Christmas film by making them feel crap about enjoying it? Share these opinions.

A SEX and The City sequel with only Kim Cattrall begins on a rival channel tonight and is shitloads better than the other one. 

WE all love the culturally vibrant art form that is rap, but it can be problematic for Guardian readers like myself. Here are some lyrics I feel the artists should consider revising.

MUSIC has been confirmed to bring people together, specifically in groups of people who absolutely loathe that music.

THE state of Boris Johnson’s corrupt, hypocritical regime is so undeniable it has even pissed off Ant and Dec.

A FANTASY author praised for his stunning worldbuilding just takes everyday words and spells them slightly differently, it has emerged.

THE festive season is upon us, and carollers around the country are warming up to shout weird shit. What the f**k are these classics about?