Arts & Entertainment

The seven stages of disappointment in a new streaming show

EXCITED by the latest much-hyped show on Netflix or Amazon? Here’s how you’ll gradually regret getting sucked into it.

Six movie romances that crashed and f**king burned shortly after the credits

IN MOVIES, even the most mismatched couples end up deeply in love forever. Here’s how those big-screen romances would have failed in reality.

Five ways a family festival will be ruined by your f**king family

IT’S easy to believe that taking your young family to a festival will be fun. Here's why the reality will be horribly different:

The Aniston-Schwimmer love affair, and other bullshit things to believe to make yourself feel better

IS your psyche so fragile you need to believe that Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer are in love to get through the day? These things could also work.

Six pop stars who were deeply weird in retrospect

HAVE you unexpectedly encountered the bands of your youth on MTV and thought ‘f**k me, they were a bit strange’?

Seven films everyone loved that are properly shit

DO you sometimes feel highly successful, critically praised movies are in fact a load of f**king shite?

Man realises he has paid Netflix £300 just to watch Star Trek

A MAN has realised that his Netflix subscription been spent entirely on watching old episodes of Star Trek and Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Five famous actors your mum can't remember the name of

OUR nation's mums are not always what you'd call cinephiles. Can you decipher which famous actors they're talking about here?

Song lyrics that make grammar Nazis twitch

IF there's one thing musicians ain't not bothered about, it's grammatical accuracy. Here are some song lyrics that have grammar Nazis absolutely fuming.

Six films and TV shows where you totally fell for the hype

DO you keep watching things because gushing critics recommend them? Then you were probably disappointed by these.