Arts & Entertainment

ACTRESS Dame Judi Dench is to host this year's BAFTA Swearathon, it has been confirmed.

THE current series of Big Brother could be the best one yet, according to the person who has been watching it.

A HAUNTED-looking man arrived from the future last night to warn mankind of Terminator sequels so incredibly bad they will make you cry inside.

SEVEN million people in the UK are illegally downloading the sort of music and films you wouldn't pay for even as you heard the ominous click of a gun being cocked.

ITV freak show Britain Must Be Stopped last night defended its decision to show footage of an insane, dancing freak.

OFCOM, the broadcasting watchdog, is to launch a full-scale inquiry into televised nipples, it emerged last night.

BATTLESTAR Galactica was last night hailed as the most intelligent and thoughtful drama ever to be set on a battlestar.

MATCH of the Day has gone to its dark place and has urged viewers not to follow.

FEARS were growing last night that the landmark television series Red Riding may have been a lot of shit.

BRITNEY Spears kicked off her first major tour in five years with a larynx-free performance that was no better than a dancing corpse puppet, angry fans said last night.