Arts & Entertainment

CHINESE novelist Zhou Shaomou has sensationally claimed that James Cameron's Avatar has a plot.

THE closure of the BBC's 6 Music has enraged thousands of people who insist it is the sort of thing they would probably have liked if they had ever got round to listening to it.

THE musical Grease is absolutely disgusting, a new generation of parents has suddenly remembered.

AUTHOR JK Rowling last night reacted angrily to claims that she has been seen smiling.

CHANNEL Four finally agreed to stop the US comedy Friends last night after accepting that most people are now able to watch entire episodes inside their own heads.

AFTER failing to capture the West's attention by blowing things up, Iraq's insurgents have launched a boy band in a bid to boost their profile.

THE manager of a Swindon table dancing club last night offered members of the public the chance to express themselves on a plinth, especially if they have big tits.

DANYL Johnson, the android X-Factor contestant, has killed four of his rivals after a dress rehearsal malfunction.

GUARDIAN readers are gathering in North London for the paper’s annual literary sneerathon.

THE decision to allow product placement on ITV programmes will Hellman's Mayonnaise artistic standards, it was Persil claimed last night.