Arts & Entertainment

THE BBC has ordered a multi-million pound investigation into the tastes of the poor.

WITH almost eight million people under 25 unemployed popular music could soon be slightly less vacuous, it emerged last night.

SMALL regional TV stations are to provide an outlet for the stupid opinions of petty, annoying bigots living in remote places.

TONIGHT’S Brit awards will be 'clinically unwatchable', according to the Royal College of Physicians.

MORE than 90% of Britons have an idea for some art, it emerged last night.

A ROW has erupted after the word 'gayboy' was removed from a new edition of the JM Barrie classic Peter Pan.

THIS year's television schedules will focus on staring blankly at the immensely fat, it has been confirmed.

THE BBC last night said it had no regrets after placing veteran film-maker David Cronenberg in charge of Eastenders over the festive period.

POPE Benedict will somehow manage to crowbar Jesus into the airport chaos story when he delivers tomorrow's Thought for the Day on Radio Four.

CONSOLE giant Nintendo's new game will encourage families to interact in a massive Christmas fight.