Arts & Entertainment

SALES executive Tom Logan is genuinely looking forward to seeing Tron: Legacy, it emerged last night.

ITV has been bombarded by angry viewers demanding to know why they were not allowed to see Christine Aguilera's holiest of holies.

PINK Floyd legend Dave Gilmour is to explore his son's defilement of the cenotaph with a rock opera that will last for about two days.

PRINCE Charles and the Duchess of Cornwall were badly shaken last night after their car was attacked by masked thugs, violently opposed to the Royal Variety Performance.

IN a last minute change, CNN has ditched trainee journalist Piers Morgan in favour of Bruce Forsyth.

THE broadcaster of The Only Way Is Essex is to apologise to the county's residents using pictures of things they recognise.

SIMON Cowell will last as long as the universe contains beings with television sets and money, it was confirmed yesterday.

POP music all sounds the same these days, the singer of Goodbye Candle in the Road claimed last night.

THE Radio One breakfast show is to be hosted by a six month old baby, the BBC has confirmed.

POPE Benedict XVI has congratulated porn stars infected with HIV for their principled refusal to wear condoms.